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Great friends like you don't come along often... And neither do awesome friends like me! (Ha-ha!)
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This morning I looked in the mirror and said, "Lookin' good." Then, I put on my glasses. Turns out this wrinkle cream doesn't work after all, but the bifocals are great. Happy Birthday
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My Duck wanted to say hello to you. Quack. My pig sends greetings too. Oink. In fact, my whole family wants to say Hi! Quack, Oink, Neigh, Ruff, Meow and Moooo. See you on the farm.
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I know it's your birthday and all.
And we're supposed to say nice things.

But... Man your OLD!
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Today it's time to embrace the inevitable. We're old. Happy Birthday
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Roses aren't always red, and violets aren't always blue...just wanted to set the record straight.
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Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Have a Great Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday! Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!
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Hey Big Brother...
They say good looks run in our family...
Guess...I must have gotten them all!!
Miss you Bro!
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I bet you are so excited just to read this card and find out what special thing I wanted to say. And I do have something special to say, it's....um, uh...Darn! I forgot! Oh well, better luck next time.
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When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer!!!
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Hey friend...where ya been lately???
I thought I that was you on the corner!!!
Just kidding....Miss seeing ya!!!!
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When somebody who is deeply in love with you tells that you are cute, beautiful, & angelic I agree.
That's true
Believe me
I swear because love is definitely blind.
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Have a Happy Day! :-}
Comment by an anonymous user at 2014-06-09 11:33:31
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I like the one about the mirror and wrinkles and bifocals. I know who I would give that one too some day when we are a little bit older
Comment by Tina T. at 2013-02-26 18:52:50
I LIKE SOME OF THEM
Comment by an anonymous user at 2012-05-01 20:07:57
thanx for the GREAT quips and quotes for all ages!!
Comment by vickie lee / 12/15/11 at 2011-12-16 08:14:33
i like all of these greetings
Comment by hailey at 2011-03-17 20:00:37
me to
Comment by sahaun at 2011-02-18 14:18:31
i think that these greetings are very good greeting and they are fair for boys and girls
Comment by lakedra keshae tyler at 2011-01-18 17:59:53
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